An open letter to motorists that stop at accident scenes

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 10/23/2018 at 12:14 • Filed to: None

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Go to fuck a camel . Like, go to a zoo , and search for a camel to fuck it. Seriously. Or maybe don’t. If you’re the type of person that stops to see a wreckage in the middle of rush hour in a bottlenecked area maybe you like fucking animals because you are one.

“Oh how sad, an accident fucking cops haven’t even arrived ” Said the animal fucker. But instead of realizing that he ( because it’s always a dude ) is impeding the passing of cops and EMTs and cleaning crews he decided BY HIS OWN ACCORD that his stupid phone video of him stopping everyone around the accident is more important than stoping everyone’s path , or potentially saving lives, or whatever. But of course, this brave warrior quickly took his stupid tweet down because people started complaining. But many shameless fuckers remain

Today a bottleneck occurred in the junction between Constituyentes, a high-speed road, and Reforma, a high-volume avenue where the Mexico Toluca toll highway begins. A red Mazda collided with a semi truck in the five lane road. and ALL FIVE LANES grinded to a halt for idiots to witness the crash, which was stopping the outermost lane ONLY.

Just for context, the Mexico-Toluca toll road handles more than 300,000 cars a day. A day!

This commotion had effects behind, where people started getting desperate and shuffled lanes abruptly trying to predict which lane to use in order to get the best view. As such, a Nissan Rogue crashed into a police car in Reforma. Which of course attracted more camel fuckers and made everyone’s day a little bit worse.

Sincerely go fuck yourselves .

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 12:32

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Yeah... rubberneckers are a problem everywhere.

And then some people accelerate soooo sloooowly once past the collision.

jimz > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 12:37

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that his stupid pho ne video of him stopping everyone around the accident is more important than stoping everyone’s path,

honestly, that’s one of the most irritating things about modern mobile devices; whenever anything happens the first thing people do is whip out their phones and start taking video. it should be legal to rip their phones out of their hands and cram them so far up their asses their eyes vibrate.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 12:47

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If you’re rubbernecking? MOVE YOU ASSHOLE, ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS SLOW TRAFFIC AND CAUSE SECONDARY ACCIDENTS.

If you’re STOPPING to take pictures, on a HIGHWAY? The above point applies doubly to you. Just... go play in traffic already.

If you’re stopping to help because the occupants clearly ne ed it and emergency crews haven’t arrived yet? As long as your vehicle isn’t in the way, I’m cool with it. It’s called being a decent human being.

Spanfeller is a twat > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/23/2018 at 12:50

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Thats the thing... everyone stopped, took a picture, and then moved along.

It was eery because the crash was downhill, and at the top of the hill you could see the entire highway empty, so you’d think the semi had a huge crash but it just one lane of blockage, and four lanes of idiots

OPPOsaurus WRX > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 12:51

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on the way to work yesterday there were two accidents on opposites sides of the highway. I can’t imagine one wasn’ t caused by someone lookin g at the other

Spanfeller is a twat > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/23/2018 at 12:54

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Oh thats even more dangerous, the curtian in the UK example was probably there to avoid onlookers on the opposite direction 

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 13:01

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That kind of situation went badly wrong up here this year...

There’s a stretch of the 400 where the road crests a hill, then drops fairly steeply for a long stretch and then flattens out for a good way before starting another long climb. End result, you can hide a LOT of vehicles in that stretch that you just can’t see coming.

Now they’re doing construction along the bottom of this stretch... so a minor incident can lock up the whole works. One morning this happens, and a loaded tanker crests the hill at full chooch with nowhere to go an the other side. And yeah, it was flammable. Perfect storm of bad news.

Spanfeller is a twat > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/23/2018 at 13:47

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Man thats bad...

accidents on this road are common, the Mexico-Toluca highway is tricky as hell

TheRealBicycleBuck > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 14:02

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In Louisiana, I’ve seen them slow down to look at a crane which was stopped on the side of the road. This was on I-10 in New Orleans and it caused a five-lane traffic slowdown on the interstate.

When my wife was rear-ended, all parties pulled off the shoulder to clear the lanes for five-o-clock traffic . While waiting for the police to arrive, we watched three more crashes happen right next to us, all caused by people gawking at the wrecked vehicles on the side of the road.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Spanfeller is a twat 10/23/2018 at 16:02

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I stopped at one Sunday night! Specifically to block traffic. On purpose!

A car hit a pedestrian and I was the first person there. It happened 50 feet in front of me. It’s a busy intersection that isn’t terribly well lit. I saw the accident happen, and luckily there was an ambulance that just happened to be waiting for a green light a few lanes over. I stopped in my lane to keep people from hitting either the paramedics or the pedestrian who was still on the ground in the road. After making sure the guy didn’t have critical injuries the paramedics moved the ambulance to where I was to block traffic and had me move to the side to wait for police so I could give my story. Traffic in that direction was blocked for maybe 3 minutes. One lane was opened after they moved the ambulance.

But I'm sorry. I'll go find a camel now 

Spanfeller is a twat > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 10/23/2018 at 17:40

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I do believe that theres a difference between what they do and what you did.